Memorable quotes from this weekend

(While playing Trivial Pursuit.)
“I was born with my pecker in my hand.”

“My adVERsaries are few… I deal with them at my LEHsure.”

(After a nice dinner.)
“My asparagus smells like pee.”

(While introducing a 2-yo to our cat.)
“Carter, this is Trixie.”
“Woah.”

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